fun jokes :)

2): A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...how come?
1) A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be
4): If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house?
0) What has a mouth but doesn't eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn't sleep, and waves but has no hands?
I got the answers, I'll tell you once you guess :) but don't feel bad if you don't get them cuase i didn't either.

well i just wanted to post something...... ummmmm.... I'm in a PLAY!!! come watch it !!!! lol. ummmm............... well there really isn't much exciting in my life.... ummmm well i guess this is as good as this post is gonna get. lol. oh oh guess what? I'm in JUNIOR English now! i got promoted :) lol. it's a LOTTTTT LOT LOT harder tho...... :( but I'm doing ok. :) lol. ummm..... i guess i'll end my post now....... umm yeah... ok...... tteveryonel :) lol

RIDDLE!!!

Ha I thought this was funny....

Some ducks were walking down a path. There was a duck in front of two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks. How many ducks were there in all? just guess lol it's not that hard.

Question...

this is a fun question.. if you were to be stranded on an Island (like an island without civilization) and you could only bring 3 things what would you bring???? If it were me I'd bring, suntan lotion (duh it's sunny on islands) at i'd bring matches to start a fire with.. and last but not least i'd bring a boat!!

~Kelly~

AdVicE

Here's some good tips for life!

*Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

*Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

*In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

*You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

*The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

*Waiting is always best when you can't and when it's best to. (duh)

-Kelly-